Mornings

I am 27 years and a few months old. This basically means that I have lived for:

• 328 months
• 1,264 weeks
• 9,975 days
• 239,400 hours
• 14,364,000 minutes
• and I'm not working out the seconds, because that's just silly.

(NOTE: these are just purely based on the law of averages, coz I'm honestly not mentally unstable enough to work this all out accurately)

Now, having displayed my working experience and qualifications for you, I feel it's well within my rights to say that there is absolutely nothing good about mornings!

How can there be anything positive about something that causes you to have to wake up?

That is all.