WEIGHT THIS BITCH!

Isn't it just amazing how every single time without fail when people get together to have a nice family feast, the topic that ALWAYS comes up is about weight, and then it's always how much we've put on in the last few weeks, and the solution being how much we plan to loose in the next few months?

PEOPLE PLEASE!! We're EATING HERE!!!

I suppose those conversations do serve some purpose... It's the reason for #2 on this list.